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I went to a dinner party recently and the couple was just dying for us to ask for a tour of their newly renovated house. I am trying to be more generous so I said “please can I have a tour of your newly renovated house”. Inside I am thinking if I have to look at one more walk in closet out of SATC (Sex and the City- have you been asleep) and fabulous ensuite bathroom with dappled afternoon light and a look that says no one uses it, I might scream. Sometimes I feel I still live in a college dorm. Keeps me young, though.
It is not that I don’t like this stuff- I love it. I just never got the memo that says it is at the top of the list.
The tour was riveting but the finale was superb. In the master bedroom – all ooohs and ahhhs over millwork and blah blah blah – all eyes turned to a pair of undies -not fresh and sunny side up- that just did not quite make it into the hamper.
Human, after all. Even with the wainscoting, jacuzzi and room for a pony.
NB after my hugely successful book comes out and I have a walk in closet and a eucalyptus steam room, I promise I will still be me.