I love my children mostly

I like to share what is mine with them

My ‘riches’, my clothes, the last bagel,  (green only) jubejubes, oxygen on a plane

But when I go to put on my favourite socks this morning  and they are placed in my drawer like they are normal, all rolled up and innocent and perfectly matched

and the toe has been cut off to make a sock bun

I want to sell them to the lowest bidder

I have been thinking about some of the very dumbest things I say out loud  that I really should not EVER bother saying- because after all- well, they are dumb.Come over here to see  the partial list. I am sure there is more I just can’t remember it all.

By the way what kind of a sinister person cuts the toe off a sock and then puts them back in their mom’s drawer? Doesn’t she know? I am in charge of the pranks around here.