I am at your private ski club.

I am not a member of your private ski club.

I am wearing goggles, helmet, snow pants, jacket, mitts, neck warmer and, here’s the kicker, ski boots.

And there is always one of you who has to say

What are you doing here?

I love hunting wild elephants

To that I have no choice but to say what I always do

I am here, like you, hunting wild elephants.

You arrogant, silly bozo. Loosen up.

We don’t want to take over your world. We like our own.