If you come over for dinner I will get her to do her imitations.

But I really can’t wait.

Please say in a strong but indiscernible accent. Be super passionate even a little crazy as you say it.

1. As my lawyer friend often says If you find trouble it will never leave you. Do not find trouble. Ever.

2. Life is beautiful and so easy. But sometimes you get stuck. This is like driving. Driving is beautiful and easy. But sometimes you get stuck.

3.Canada is the coldest country in the world that is why everyone comes here. (?)

4. Deers are the smartest animal on the road.

5. Drink all you want but do not drive.

6. I love people who are drunk. They are more fun.

7. I never drink.

8. I majored in Physics from grades 1- 17.

9. Deers are the stupidest animals on the road.

10. Do not do your test unless you are perfect. I have cancelled my wife’s driver’s test 13 times.

11. I have a Mercedes but I prefer my Toyota Corolla. The Toyota Corolla is the best car ever made.

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