release the grief from your pelvis

Shift your attention and intention to the area of the buttocks  and the genitals.

Release the anger, the sadness and the rejection from your pelvis

Seriously folks, I am (masquerading as) an adult and I found this hysterical. When my 13 year old and her classmate imitated the yoga  tape they listened to in gym class today, I was on the floor. Was the  gym teacher  perturbed that the girls could not stop laughing ? How could anyone in their right mind not find this chant bizarre. And a 13 year old? The bizarre taken seriously is full on hilarious. Gym class has been  somewhat torturing them all year  between The  Drugs Discussion and The Sex Seminar and now the Tantric Tantrum-  does she  spend late nights dreaming up funny stuff to make them laugh nervously about? And then  ask them to be meditative and tsk tsk them all the way to the office? “Ladies please, silence”

I’ve had grief in my heart, grief at the border coming back from  Buffalo but never grief in my pelvis.

All I can say is whatever happened to British Bulldog, Red Rover and Dodge Ball ?

See my latest post  on Urbanmoms flying solo; “it is not just about the kids”

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    • so glad you thought this was as funny as I did. Apparently you can download the yoga CD on Itunes for $20. Cheap therapy.

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