The cards that accompany the artwork that leave my studio are the very best part of the gift. They are both hysterical and heartfelt.
Sometimes I get a child who just now turned 5, comes up to my kneecap, calls her dad by his first name, spells it as she should because it rhymes with moose.
Sometimes they can’t articulate just how much they love you because they don’t have enough room for all the soooooooo sooooooooo soooooooo sooooooooo much. So they compare you to, that one great, true and everlasting love, cheese.
Sometimes they draw in the family dog for comparison
And sometimes when all the I love yous are done, it is time to ask for something really important. And this was by far my favourite.
Please do not say the F word!