lead with your penis


My daughter is playing a male gang rapist and murderer in her school play this week. You know, every mother’s dream for her daughter.

After seeing both of her evening performances and being really impressed with how she played the difficult role, I asked her how on earth she nailed the walk, the talk and the mannerisms of a man – let alone an evil one.

She said it wasn’t that hard. Her acting teacher told her to lead with her penis rather than her breasts which, according to her, is the difference between men and women and the way they move.

It is always reassuring to know my daughter is getting a complete and whole education.



You probably have heard that a pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity while an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty (Winston Churchill). I love this and really is at the core of my latest post for American Express on the gift of failure and mistake.