1. Threw it from a bridge into deep water below.
2. Swallowed it in a drunken stupor between tequila shots
3. Never wore one so getting rid of it was real easy
4. Took to jeweller and made them into necklaces for daughters
5. Sold it and bought living room furniture
6.Cut it off with wire cutters
7. Gave it to a homeless beggar
8. Flattened it on a train track like a penny
9. Auctioned it on ebay and went to Vegas.
10. While in Vegas with said money, remarried.