At a wild party this weekend, my friend answered the door to find two cops standing there.
“Excuse me Miss, we have had a noise complaint”
“What? You must be kidding- we are middle aged cougars- how can this be? I love it. We should get a badge”
“Ma’am this isn’t funny, are you the owner of this house?”
“No, I am not. But I am guessing now that you are not really a cop either.You guys are strippers aren’t you? You are going to tear off those pants aren’t you?”
“Oh yeah, that’s right- I went to Police College for 5 years to strip for cougars.”
The two cops push past her and she shouts after them “Where is your boom box? Every stripper comes with their own music. You need a boom box, fellas”
This sounds like Nicole! Very funy. If it is not her then you need to have her tell you her Police story.
it was Laura
could’ve been me
could’ve been Nic
need her story!
Too funny. Need to know that Laura. sounds like my kinda girl .
Sue
xo
That was the best blog post I have read all day…funny funny story…wish it was mine to tell!
I wish it was mine too. My best friend’s handy work.
Too funny.