Some pick up lines are so weak that they require a collapsed imagination. Some are so funny you cannot help but be a little amused. Maybe even interested.

These are from a combination of tremendously reliable sources,of which, due to extreme journalistic integrity, I cannot reveal-

Do you want to go 1/2 on a baby?

Do you have a sister?

Do you want to make $50?

or worse- Do you want to make a fast $10?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

Is it hot in here … or is it just you ?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

Do you believe in sex before the first date?

You won’t have to wait for my call if you sleep over.

My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on.  (She says “Yes. I do!)And you say -Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.

Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

You must have looked great when you were 20.

You look like you could use a one night stand.

Wow and I thought I was good looking!

So, is it a burden being that beautiful?

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now. They’re out in the car.

As all of you know, dear readers, I believe if you have done all that you can to make your marriage work and cannot, that it may be time to leave. However, I thought it might be important to show you that it is a jungle out there and there is no shortage of baboons.

come with me to the treehouse-now that is a treat for the imagination-click here