“We have fancy windows now. They open.” 10 year old son announces.
Friends in a house as old as mine whose original windows, now replaced with new ones,were mainly painted shut except for one important one that could open but needed to be held open with a hockey stick for otherwise it would slam down with the force of a guillotine.
“A little behind on dinner, are we?” Man asks gently as he arrives home to find smouldering pot of dinner cooling in snowbank burnt to a crisp.
Fire alarm goes off. Hungry kid runs downstairs screaming “Dinner is ready!”
Little girl turns to grannie and says” How old are you?” Grannie says she is so old she does not remember. Little girl says- “if you have forgotten just look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six”