Men are like mascara – they RUN at the first sign of emotion.”
OK OK- no hate mail. I think it is funny. I did not say it was true. In every case anyway.
Here to balance things out-
Women are like a hurricane, at first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house and your car and leave you with nothing.”
Are we even now? Sorry I find this stuff funny. Come on, relax a little.