When I first came across this gift  from a man to his wife I thought- Wow. How cute

a heart shaped island in the South Pacific

every girl needs one, right?

Am I jaded to wonder what ISLAND size BOO BOO he did to decide to give this to her?

I was then keen to find out what other wacky gifts  have been exchanged on this odd occasion we call Valentine’s.

egg shaped hearts for breakfast (I love hearts and I love eggs but somehow yuck)

anatomically correct heart pendant (Not pretty! Who would wear this?A Medical student in love? Why do I only think Hannibal Lector would give this to his girlfriend?)

trunk in my junk (a nice way of saying I love you just the way you are but for now could you just fake it for the crowd? Please read the fine print for added humour)

His and Her DNA portraits (BAD  BAD ART brought to you by people who should stay in pure science and not mix the two sides of the brain)

wait there is more bad art- this is my voice saying “I love you” (DOUBLE YUCK)

Tomorrow I will treat you to good art at Valentines. 

Ok In all seriousness folks, I love any day that spells LOVE- and here is my Valentine’s day project called “I LOVE YOU BECA– USE” that really surprised me and filled me with the best feeling. Try it you will like it, I GUARANTEE it.

I double dare you.

xoxoxoxoxoxo nance romance