I was at a garden party up north in early September and it was, frighteningly, all women.
Large groups of women can be a good thing, a really good thing. Or a bad and scary thing.
It was a beautiful early evening and the sun was still bright and strong. I was standing with an old friend when a new one came up to introduce herself. She was practically in a spotlight of sunshine.
She was friendly and well oiled, with her wine goblet acting like a microphone she was speaking into, pretty much non stop.
She had some stripes on her nose and I could not figure out why. As she went on to talk, I found myself mesmerized by these lines. I even started counting them.
Then it hit me. Every time she took a gulp of wine, her lipstick on the rim of her glass created another line farther up on her nose as the glass emptied.
Suddenly I felt like I was at target practice.
I did not hear a word she said.
But I could hear my dad loud and clear
Easy on the warpaint, girls.