I was at a car wash yesterday and a police officer came in with dark glasses and a serious face and stared at me with what I thought was his mad face for way too long while I was chatting with the cashier.
I looked at him and said ” You know, we all have this thing where when we see you guys we freak out and our hearts stop instantly even though we can’t remember the last time we broke the law. ”
He looked at me , straight, serious and with a let’s take her down to the station face, and said ” Oh, I think you have been a little bit naughty”
