I got the niftiest gift from a friend who came to dinner. It is a plug in smelly thing that makes the room smell wonderfully like Christmas. Look how cute it is-
One teenager or another removed it from the socket and its liquid spilled on the kitchen counter, they wiped its potent mess with my kitchen cloth, I, unknowingly, washed a pot with same cloth – made dinner and cooked green beans in it and voila
“mom these green beans taste like, umm I don’t know what. A cab ride I recently took”