the museum of weird gifts

Did you ever notice that often when an adult gives you a gift that they often  say “it is nothing” or  “it is just a little something”. They diminish its value at the onset.

But when a child gives you a gift – and mainly it is  something they have made-they give it wholeheartedly and with such pride that the way it is given is really better than the gift.

As I am still celebrating my birthday month, lovely things are still trickling in.

My  artists give me hysterical gifts-I have been given a shoelace, a tiara, a spider in a tupperware container, packs of stickers,  hockey cards,  a bubblemaker, origami things that twirl if you drop them from the sky, silly putty (used), bubblegum (thankfully not)  a pair of ballet slippers, and a bag of half eaten movie popcorn. I call this collection the “museum of weird gifts”. The artists insist I keep them on display.

Ocassionally I feel like asking them “how old do you think I am?”. But I don’t because the real  answer will scare them as it does me. I prefer to keep it this way- the way they see me-well under 10.

Last week I got a gift from a  most excited little friend. She fished it out from the depths of her very busy and overstuffed grade 1 knapsack. She could hardly contain her excitement.

“Oh Nancy, you are going to love my present” she whispers breathlessly.

She handed me a ziplock sandwhich bag.In it was a tube of half empty glitter glue. Something no girl should be without.

and a decorated matchbox and inside a hand made fairy for good luck

and some shells collected on a vacation in Cayman

and strangely $1.13 in cold cash

and a  pipecleaner ring with a heart (my very favourite item)

a tatoo (her favourite item)

The museum of weird (cherished) gifts is growing.

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