I want you to brace yourself for a full reveal

You will surely find this provocative

I will be hard to resist after you see this

But, dear readers, this is what I wear to bed

Apparently I clench my teeth so hard and push my tongue against my lower teeth with a force equal to that of a blow to the jaw. Not good. Apparently, I am not as relaxed as I sometimes seem.

There are at least 10 things a woman should NEVER wear when she is wearing nothing else. Click here for the list (not including the mouth apparatus I am supposed to wear-because that just goes without saying)